Indiana Jones was so cool. That crazy whip that he could do all the tricks with sure saved his life more than once. Before we go too much further, I have to stop right here and let you know that the kind of whip he carried is not what we mean by ‘self-defense whip.’ Keeping […]
Continue readingIt was a wonderful, wild night! Unfortunately, the next morning you look in the mirror only to realize you’re covered with hickeys. You look like a hormonal teenager. Your boss and co-workers don’t need to see this. More importantly, neither do the kids or your friends. Hickeys can be a lot of fun, but they […]
Continue readingThere it is again, a long jagged scratch down the side of your car. The only thing worse than having your car keyed is having it keyed again after you repaint and having to wonder who hates you that much. Once could be random vandalism, but when it happens regularly, something is very wrong. Do […]
Continue readingA telescope can show you the stars. Of course, some of us have more earthly interests and goals. Spotting the rings of Saturn is an incredible sight. Then again, spotting your cheating soon-to-be ex-spouse in their love nest is even better if you want to win a nasty divorce case. It may hurt to see […]
Continue readingEvery lock can fail. Given sufficient tools, time, and motivation, a master locksmith can open most, and enough pressure will eventually break the rest. Even diamonds break. However, the average thief isn’t prepared for heavy duty, (mostly) theft-proof locks. Though an angry spouse or a paid PI is more persistent than the average pilferer, they […]
Continue readingBeing chased in the dark is a nightmare lots of people have. In reality, it’s much worse because you can’t wake up to escape. So, what can you do? Not everyone is a fighter. Even if you are, there are times when getting away is the better choice. It’s smart to carry a flashlight in […]
Continue readingSo, your soon-to-be ex is sleeping around on you while you’re at work, or at least that’s what you suspect. You don’t have the proof just yet, but that perfume wasn’t theirs, and there have been other signs. What’s worse, you know it’s happening in your bed. Are you going to just take it, or […]
Continue readingIt was an excellent evening. The only problem happened when you went to make the bed the next morning. Evidence of your enjoyable dalliance is all over the sheets. Stains from sex are the worst. They wreck your linens and your day. If you’re not careful, they can do more damage than that. Whether you’re trying […]
Continue readingEveryone knows who 007 is. We all wanted to have our own Q to give us James Bond gadgets when we were younger, and most of us secretly still do. There’s something thrilling about having a secret. Yet these spy camera watches are useful for more than a juvenile thrill. Unfortunately, adult life isn’t always […]
Continue readingWondering what the kids are up to is a parental prerogative. It’s your job to make sure your children are always safe. While it’s certainly impossible to keep them from every little bump and bruise they get learning to walk or ride a bike, you can be sure your nanny is doing a great job. […]
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